"From which stars have we fallen to meet each other here?”

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thestylinsonnetwork

#longhaired boyfriends :(

harry: *does anything*
me: HE S SSOO FUCK ING CUT E I MCNFDY ICJNG HOW D D I LCOCOENH I M OSOXM U H

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

lourryshots:

louis probably sleeps in harry’s shirts

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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