me: HE S SSOO FUCK ING CUT E I MCNFDY ICJNG HOW D D I LCOCOENH I M OSOXM U H
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
louis probably sleeps in harry’s shirts
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”