All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
i would so go on a walk with you
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
mom: aw, are you trying to say 'mama'?
baby: ma...matsuoka rin.
im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms